Friday, July 24, 2009

organic mechanics

txtsfromlastnight (816):
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina.

(519):
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.


(403):
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.

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